Would you say that you are uuuugly? Here! look at this website and you'll see something beyond uuuuuugly! As I
have no more to say but insults about this ape-like-he-she figure...so here you go:
-Humama's so stupid, her mom told her to go buy a color television and she asked, “What
color?”
-Humama's like a bus, she's big, she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
-I'm trying to see things from Humama's point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass!
-Humama's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she got Don King in a headlock!
-How do you get Humama into an elevator?
Grease her hips, and throw in a Twinkie.
-Humama is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it!
-Humama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles the cars start to slow down.
-Humama is so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it didn't come back!
-Humama is so fat, she wore corduroys and smoothed out the ridges!
-Humama is so fat, she jumped in the ocean and whales started singing "We Are Family!"
-Humama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.
-Humama's so dirty that when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out and screamed "I quit!"
